Animal jokes
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
Bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.