Animal jokes
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
Memes
Meme:
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
Sheep want to wool the world :)
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.