Batman's Origin

  • If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

    "He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

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    Listen here, smarty pants, the joke is that Batman is half bat and half human and someone asked how he was made. The punchline is that you can't f*ck a bat, so he couldn't have been made that way. Duh! Also, you smell.

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