What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Penguin Down the Stairs
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Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. So, the first part is a classic riddle: a newspaper is black and white and you read it. The second part twists it. Imagine a penguin, which is naturally black and white, tumbling down some stairs. It goes "black, white, black, white" with each step, until it hits the bottom and it's "red all over" because it's hurt, ya dingus! It's like you trying to understand basic instructions, repeatedly failing until you're a bloody mess of confusion.