How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Animal Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
