What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
How do birds pay? With their bills!
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
