Llama jokes

My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.

He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."

A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

How can you help a llama on holiday?

Alpaca your bags.

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

What do you call a bunch of llamas?

Alpaca llama.

What state starts with an "a a lama"?

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.

Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!

Llama: What's your damn problem?

Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A “Lickalottapuss”.

Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.