Llama

Llama Jokes

Cousin

My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.

He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."

Day

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

Village

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

Koala

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

Sheep

Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.

Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!

Llama: What's your damn problem?

Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?