My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
