Llama jokes

My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.

He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."

A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

How can you help a llama on holiday?

Alpaca your bags.

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

What do you call a bunch of llamas?

Alpaca llama.

What state starts with an "a a lama"?

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.

Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!

Llama: What's your damn problem?

Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A “Lickalottapuss”.

Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.

Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.