Monday morning jokes

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

What is the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting up.