Monday morning jokes

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."