Monday morning jokes

Leo

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

Me on Monday morning with both my phone and computer

"It's Sunday evening!"

"No. It's Monday eve."

Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.

Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

Why is Sunday better than Monday?

Because Monday is a weak day.

tru tho

I woke up on Monday thinking it was Friday and when I checked I was pissed and I threw my phone.