Animal

Animal jokes

Kid

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

Bee

Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.

Cheetah

Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Clam

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

Memes

Parade

Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?

Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.

Snake

I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.

He was a great πthon.

Mouse

What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?

Hard cheese! 🧀😂