Clam

Clam Jokes

yo'mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: 'Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?'

What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish