Clam

Clam Jokes

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!