Clam jokes
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
Memes
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
like this if you have ever been abused.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
Community
★ intro: dankton ★ Let me just grab this, yep, put that there, zap that, grab this here little voice module, insert that, add the bbl and oh, my god, kare-baby, you're back!
★ chorus: karen & dankton ★ Back with a vengeance, a mac got extended More than an os, i am snappin', avengers Back from the dead, bitch i came out the trenches Opps gettin' red, leave 'em dead, like redemption (yeah) Ms paint, paint the block r… Read more