Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?