What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
