What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Animal Jokes
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
