Animal jokes
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Memes
Lmao
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)