Animal jokes
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
How do birds pay? With their bills!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.