Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Turkey and the Road
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. See, "chicken" usually refers to a bird, but here, it means someone who's scared. The turkey didn't cross the road to show he wasn't a scaredy-cat... err, scaredy-bird! You're so slow, you only run in slow-mo!