What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Becasue he was too stuffed.
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Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
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How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say "thats thanksgiving man!"
hitler only wanted peace
a piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of turkey
What do you call a turkey wean it is scared
A chicken
What do you call a Turk eating turkey. A cannibal.
why does an orphan cry on thanksgiving
family gathering
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the Chicken's day off!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
What did the Turkey Say to The other Turkey? They Forgot The Stuffing
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Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
what the difference between a thanks giving turkey and my kid.I only stuff the turkey
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" Said the turkey.
