Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?

To prove that he was not chicken.

“I can’t wait for Thanksgiving!” Said the turkey.

What didthe chicken say to the turkey? Nothing, he chickened out

Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey

How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? – “Quack, quack.”

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