Ocean Saltiness Origin
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. Ever wonder why the ocean's so salty? It ain't just sea monsters peeing. It's 'cause sharks, those big softies, are crying 'cause nobody gets them. All they want is a hug, but everyone's too scared. So their tears make the ocean salty. I can't believe I even have to explain this.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
erm, if thats true, then how come the Swell Shark I approached kept swimming away =<