Ocean Saltiness Origin

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Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. Ever wonder why the ocean's so salty? It ain't just sea monsters peeing. It's 'cause sharks, those big softies, are crying 'cause nobody gets them. All they want is a hug, but everyone's too scared. So their tears make the ocean salty. I can't believe I even have to explain this.

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erm, if thats true, then how come the Swell Shark I approached kept swimming away =<