This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
A puma was making another puma laugh that puma that was laughing said “Stop making me laugh I’m gonna puma pants”
what do you call a man who loves adidas and puma and drives a volkswagen? potential nazi
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I always wear puma, put ma ballz in your mouth