This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Puma Jokes
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
