Puma jokes

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.

All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

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pussi

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

Pussy = drugs.