Puma jokes

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.

All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?

Speed humps.

What do the mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.