Puma jokes

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.

All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?

Speed humps.

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

What do the mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!