Beetle jokes
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What vehicle does a frog šø drive?
The Beetle!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
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