Beetle jokes

Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"

What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?

The Beetle!

Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.

God creating bees.

God: "Put a needle on their butt."

Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"

God: "Make its puke delicious."

Angel: "WTF"

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards.

If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?

Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"

My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.

She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.