Animal jokes
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!