Animal jokes
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Memes
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
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