Animal jokes
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
I rescued a birdie
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.