Animal jokes
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
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Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.