Animal jokes
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Memes
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...