Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Animal Jokes
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Rat
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
