Aed jokes
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why?
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?