Aed jokes
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Whats up brother
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!