Pedophile Priest Race

Alright, listen up, numbskull. So, you got this priest, right? And, like, he's also a pedophile. It's the same dude. That's why you can't beat yourself, because it's the same person doing bad stuff! I know you're not that bright because you probably think mayonnaise is spicy. Also, do you know that bears can smell food from 20 miles away? You might wanna keep your fridge locked, dingus.