Tongue Jokes

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...

10 Fun Facts.

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

what do mafia and pussies have in common?

one slip of the tongue, and your in deep shit

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

The American salute start's with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.

Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

2. You can't count your hair.

3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.

4. You just tried number three.

5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.

6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.

7. You skipped number 5.

8. You just checked if there was a number 5.

9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.

what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.

Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit

My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it.

u have gaps in ur teeth looks like ur tongue is in jail

Snake one: Are we venomous?

Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?

Snake one: CUZ I JUST BIT MY TOUNG!!! (Drama scene)

What do you call a vagina with multiple clits? A tongue workout!!!!!!!

They say I have a sliver tongue, I'll let you make it white

"my friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat and what happens next is really weird"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""the tongue gets stuck were his throat and starts to guh-gugh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever Again..:/