Tongue Jokes

Kit-Kat
in Step

10 Fun Facts

  1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
  2. You can’t count your hair.
  3. You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
  4. You just tried number 3.
  5. When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
  6. You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
  7. You skipped number 5.
  8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
  9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
Anonymous
in Sexism

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it’s all tongue and groove…

Anonymous
in Puns

How did the hipster burn his tongue? – He drank his coffee before it was cool.

1
adi.nsa

what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.

Timber
in Dad

1.You can´t wash you´re eyes with soap
2.You can´t count you´re hair 3.You can´t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps

Paladin

The American salute start’s with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

Allan C.
in Movie

Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie

Not coming soon!

DJ Denny Ray
in Battery

Boobs are like batteries… AA will get the job done… C is bigger than AA… D is bigger that C… …and if they’re square, you don’t want to put your tongue on them!

ILOVE8YEAROLDS💦🍆🍑

what do mafia and pussies have in common?

one slip of the tongue, and your in deep shit

anonymouse
in Roast

u have gaps in ur teeth looks like ur tongue is in jail

T.J. killer

What’s the definition of a bastard?

Answer: a man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

Anonymous

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair. Try say that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

Anonymous

Yo mama such a milf she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

Kyloren127
in Accident

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?“ The other snake responded "Cause I just bit my tongue!”