Tongue Jokes

in Sexism

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...

in Step

10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

in Puns

How did the hipster burn his tongue? -- He drank his coffee before it was cool.


what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.

in Dad

1.You can´t wash you´re eyes with soap 2.You can´t count you´re hair 3.You can´t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed skipped number 5 just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps


The American salute start's with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.

Allan C.
in Movie

Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie

Not coming soon!

in Roast

u have gaps in ur teeth looks like ur tongue is in jail

in Dirtiness

Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit

DJ Denny Ray
in Battery

Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!


what do mafia and pussies have in common?

one slip of the tongue, and your in deep shit

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

in Throat

"my friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat and what happens next is really weird"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""the tongue gets stuck were his throat and starts to guh-gugh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever Again..:/

T.J. killer

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: a man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!


Can you really wheel my real wheelchair. Try say that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.


Yo mama such a milf she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box