what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.
10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
How did the hipster burn his tongue? -- He drank his coffee before it was cool.
1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
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Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie
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They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
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Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: CUZ I JUST BIT MY TOUNG!!! (Drama scene)
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits? A tongue workout!!!!!!!
They say I have a sliver tongue, I'll let you make it white
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Why should you never tell your french doctor that you bite your tongue? because your french doctor will give you a tetanus shot
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded "Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair. Try say that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
