Aed jokes
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A Gaelic
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
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Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.