What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
Girlfriend vs. Tornado
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is playin' on ya. It starts with a new girlfriend, sounds fun, right? But then BAM! It hits ya with a tornado metaphor. First, there's a lot of "blowing"—get it, like, talkin' and stuff. But then, just like a tornado destroys your house, the girlfriend leaves ya broke or somethin'. So, the joke is, both start with wind and end with destruction. You following? Probably not, you're so dumb.