Aed jokes
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!