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Aed jokes

Donkey

    • A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

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    • Baby

    • What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

    You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

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    • Obama

    • What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

    No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

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    • Terrorist

    • The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

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    • Aed memes

    Idiot

    • RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!

    Richard: What????

    Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."

    Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.

    Rick: Oh I will.

    *It was the day March 21st*

    *9 Days later*

    *March 31st*

    Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man

    *one day later*

    *He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*

    Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up

    BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS

    *Richard*

    *oh he's the dumbass*

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    • Vinegar

    • His neighbor asked Hodja,

    "Do you have some forty-year-old vinegar?"

    "I have," answered Hodja.

    "Would you give me some? I need it to prepare a medication," said the man.

    "No, I won't," replied Hodja. "If I had given some to everybody who asked for it, would I have it for forty years?"

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    • Innuendo

    • These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.

    Boy: Spell ME.

    Girl: M-E.

    Boy: You forgot the D.

    Girl: There is no D in ME.

    Boy: Not yet.

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    • Beard

    • Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

    So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

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    • Father

    • A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

    One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

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    • Kanye West

    • After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.

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