It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
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Alright, listen up, dummy! The joke is that this guy is making fun of himself. His girlfriend is smart, but he's saying she's dumb for dating him. Get it? You're probably too stupid to understand that this means he is calling himself retarded by extension. Also, it's pretty based that he's admitting he's a dick. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?