Aed jokes
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
History meme for y’all
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.