When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
Alright listen up, chucklehead. So, this dude wants to be a parent, right? But instead of, like, buying baby food, he's gonna barf up his own grub for his kids, like a bird. But here's the kicker, ya dense cabbage – he's only doin' it so he can kiss his daughter! I bet you think that's normal, don't you?
Anonymous
... and if he's a boy?