Aed jokes
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.