Aed jokes

How to make holy water:

1. Grab a pot.

2. Put water in it.

3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.

4. Boil the hell out of it.

So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?

Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What do you call a black woman?

A Nigg-girl.

Make like a drum and beat it!

Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

How do you get a Japanese fanclub?

Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

How do you know a vampire's sick?

If he's coffin (coughing?)

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?

The Demon at least has a trade offer.

Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.

What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?

You get no-eye-deer.

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Friend: Why did you touch me?

Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

What's a priest's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

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