Aed jokes
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.