Aed jokes
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Rangers are a joke.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
I am a fat girl.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"