Magic Johnson jokes

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

Who’s better, Bird or Magic?

Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?

A: Hearing Aids.

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

He he, that's MJ's pronouns.

23 is Michael Jordan's.

Fake news is Trump's.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?