Magic Johnson jokes

Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?

A: Hearing Aids.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

Who’s better, Bird or Magic?

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.