Magic Johnson jokes

Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?

A: Hearing Aids.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

Who’s better, Bird or Magic?

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.