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It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1.

It want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head

Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.

A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him “why are you late?” and he replies “I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake” Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him “why are you late” and he replies “I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake”, The last kid walks in and the teacher says “why are you late?..and why are you wet?” and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!

John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming

Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

What’s red, small, wet and crawls up your leg?

  • A homesick abortion

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain “Quick,” lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

my brother cant wait for spring… he wet his plants!

I like my women like I like my diving pools. Wet and deep.

What’s red blonde and wet

Saskia in grain

Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.

Why didn’t the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet

A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that’s the story of how six inches can get a p.... wet.

How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.

when sara gets naked in the shower she turns her taps on :)

1950: In the future there will be flying cars

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson

what do you call a wet condom

a wet condom

i slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :) -Kachow!!! -LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA

What did Jim say to Jeff?

“I killed your ham.”

To mama so far when she wanted to get wet she used the highway as a slippn’ slide

Everyone is saying about head and shoulders and that he never had a shower his batteries would have got wet

I like my women like I like my diving pool Deep and wet

I want to do uranus (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)

this one time i said to a person that tehy are dry they i was wet (ba dum tiss) my bully said i have to shut up i said shut down (ba dum tiss)