What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Sneezing Nut
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The joke is funny because "cashew" sounds like "ka-choo," which is the sound you make when you sneeze. It's wordplay, something I'm sure you don't know anything about. You probably think a balanced diet is a beer in each hand, you numbskull!