what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar
some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians
Qwen is a liar ( sent with a dance )
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If i told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Mommy mommy! Are we liars? Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that.
Q: If a cat says to a dog all dogs are liars and the dog says to the cat all cats are liars what does it mean?
A; It means cats and dogs can talk.
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I told my cousin since we're not blood related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
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