Aed jokes
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Make like a drum and beat it!
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.