Aed jokes
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.