Aed jokes
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work…
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.