My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the boyfriend asks how to break things, right? The girlfriend says, "you break things up." Then, Mr. Genius over here uses that to say they're breaking up, like a twig snapping. Get it? It's like you trying to understand sarcasm – a real struggle, but hey, at least you're trying, sport.