Polar Bear jokes

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.

How do you catch a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!

Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snowbank!

What do you call a dead polar bear?

Anything, they can't hear you!

A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.

A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"

The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”

The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”

Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications.