Mary and Joseph Made Christmas

You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?

I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, slowpoke. This joke is saying that the movie "Nightmare Before Christmas" talks about them MAKING Christmas. But the joke is that the author thought that Mary and Joseph MADE Christmas, as in Jesus. It's a biblical reference, you uncultured swine.

Comments (1)

Idk

4 years ago

Lol

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