Wash Your Hands

A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."

He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

She says, "Yes, I am."

He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. The guy doesn't want a 'service,' he just doesn't want her filthy hands touching his food after she's been 'working.' You probably don't even know what soap is. Based.

Comments (1)

Jagged Zonkey

1 day ago

If this is a joke about handjobs, why does the menu say "blowjob"?

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