Rolex jokes
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.