Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Rolex Jokes
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!