Rolex jokes

How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?

Get it a Rolex!

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.

My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out. ... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.

Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.

King.