Rolex jokes
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?