Aed jokes

I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.

For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!

Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.

Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.

Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.

Life is like a penis.

Women make it hard.

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

I would tell a Koby joke...

But it would just crash and burn.

I got kicked outta the poker game.

They said I was a little cheetah.

He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.

Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

What is green and looks like a school bus?

A school bus.

Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?

Me: Oh, good, you?

Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.