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Lady

    • Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

    One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

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    • Aed memes

    School

    • What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

    Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

    Yo mama

    • Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

    Road

    • “Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;

    Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,

    And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back.

    I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”

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    • white Americans

    • Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

    Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

    But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

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    • 9/11

    • Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

    He was a great pilot.

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    • Parrot

    • A black man entered a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

    The bartender says, "That looks exotic, where’d you get it?"

    "Africa," the parrot responded.

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    • Genie

    • A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.

    The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.

    The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."

    The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"

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