Dress Up

  • Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

    David: Isn't that illegal?

    Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

    David: I hate my life.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you silly goose! So, the dad wants David to dress like a girl, right? David's worried about it being illegal, but the dad says it's okay if he keeps the "buttons in." Get it? It's a crude joke suggesting he's gotta keep his man-parts hidden. And David is so over his dad's trashy humor that he hates his life, just like everyone else around you!

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