Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you silly goose! So, the dad wants David to dress like a girl, right? David's worried about it being illegal, but the dad says it's okay if he keeps the "buttons in." Get it? It's a crude joke suggesting he's gotta keep his man-parts hidden. And David is so over his dad's trashy humor that he hates his life, just like everyone else around you!