I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Kobe Joke
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! This joke is dark. The joke is about Kobe Bryant. He died in a helicopter crash. Get it? "Fly very well?" Like a helicopter? You probably think the Earth is flat. Sheesh.
DANA
Kobe Whatever goes up comes down.