A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Alright listen up, numbskull. So, there's a priest and a rabbi, right? The orphanage they're at is burning down. The priest is all like, "Forget saving the kids, let's just screw them!" Get it? It's funny because priests and rabbis are supposed to be holy, not horny dudes who would take advantage of orphans during a fire. You probably volunteer at a church, don't you?
