They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.