What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children? The Jackson 4
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Kids in the backseat make accidents and accidents in the back seat make kids.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.
Grandpa: you can't have phones within 15 feet of the table Me: and you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school
Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward
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What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says "what about the children" the rabbi says "fuck the children" and the Priest says "do you think we'll have time
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy" - One of the thousands of missing children
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
