Aed jokes
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Rangers are a joke.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.