Aed jokes
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."