Aed jokes
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.