Aed jokes
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Reasons
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers