Client

Client Jokes

Swimming Pool

Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?

A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.

Fart

So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."

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  • Misunderstanding

    A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"

    Hooker

    What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

    Hair

    How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

    He performs fellatio on them.

    Neighbor

    My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

    Memes

    Society

    why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)

    The image shows six panels, each depicting a different idea of what work from home looks like. The first shows someone sleeping with a pug, labeled "What society thinks I do." The second shows a hand holding a remote, with popcorn, labeled "What my family thinks I do." The third shows a child using a laptop, labeled "What my friends think I do." The fourth shows a woman with large sunglasses and luggage, labeled "What my clients think I do." The fifth shows a woman looking at a computer screen, labeled "What I think I do." The last shows a woman yelling into a phone, labeled "What I really do."