Client jokes

Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.

Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?

A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.

So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."

Did you hear about the guy who got fired for having sex with his clients?

He was a great veterinarian.

A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"

What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?

Thanks for coming!

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.