Aed jokes
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).