Aed jokes
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.