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(1968)- Hellen Keller died didn’t you hear? No? Well neither did she..

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

Why can’t hitler do track? He can’t even finish a race.

I screamed jenga in history class today.. we were watching a documentary on 9/11

I screamed jenga in history class today.. we were watching a documentary on 9/11

You walk into a room. And there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah that’s the punchline.